Sunday, September 16, 2007

Geocities Sucks!

Ok, a couple of days ago I was getting really fed up with Earthlink's FTP software not uploading the changes I was making to Carlisle's Chaotic Corner. I finally got so irritated that I said, "Fuck it! I'm moving everything to Yahoo! Geocities." Boy, was that a mistake. After spending a few hours changing code on every page in my site and using Geocities crappy one file at a time web based upload device, I finally got everything transferred.

Then yesterday I get this in my Yahoo email:

Dear GeoCities customer,

Usage of your Yahoo! GeoCities account was recently identified to be in violation of the GeoCities Terms of Service, and the site and GeoCities account associated with Yahoo! ID (jecarlisle) have been closed.

Your web site was identified as containing logic redirecting viewers to another site. The GeoCities Terms of Service states that you cannot use your GeoCities home page (or directory) as storage for remote loading or as a door or "signpost" to another home page, whether inside or beyond Yahoo! GeoCities. For more information, please see the Terms of Service at http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/tos/tos.php.

If you feel that your account has been shut down in error, please contact Yahoo! GeoCities Customer Care at geo-cancellation@cc.yahoo-inc.com.

Sincerely,
The Yahoo! GeoCities team


What a crock of shit! They make it sound like I was trying to sell Amway or something! So I had to spend another couple hours this morning changing code again and moving it all back to the Earthlink server. Hey, their FTP my be crappy and take several minutes to actually show the changes, but at least I don't get stupid ass emails and a bunch of Fascist Assholes deleting my stuff on a whim!

~ JC

3 comments:

Jim said...

like is aid sir dont worry i'll take care of ya

Unknown said...

Oh, the BS gets even better. After getting the afore-mentioned email, I sent them the following response:

I would like to know in what way I was using my Geocities site as a "door or signpost to another home page." Is this your subtle way of telling your users that they are not allowed to include links to other websites on their homepage or have a multipage site? If this is the case, then I'm glad that you closed my site, because I'm now considering closing my entire Yahoo! account (opened in 1996). What is the point in offering people the chance to put up a website of their own if you are going to pull socialistic tactics like this?

So then I get the following reply from Geocities:

Hello,

Thank you for writing to Yahoo! GeoCities.

Usage of your Yahoo! account was recently identified to be in violation
of the GeoCities Terms of Service, and your site and account were shut
down. The GeoCities Terms of Service states that you cannot use your
GeoCities site to link any other page, whether inside or beyond Yahoo!
and/or GeoCities.

We have reactivated your service to allow you access to your files.
Please remove all links you have on the site within 48 hours. If these
links are not removed, your account may be closed again after this time.

Thank you again for contacting Yahoo! GeoCities.


OK, so now I'm really pissed. What kind of a webhost tells a developer that they can't put links to any other page. What? I'm supposed to do a single page site with now links? Appears to be the case. So, here was my final response to Yahoo! Geocities earlier today:

There's no point in my doing a site if I can't link to other sites. Thankfully, all my files were also stored locally on my PC so no data was lost. That policy is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen; why would I want to host my site with you if I can't include links to friend's websites or favorite places? I was considering getting premium service from Geocities, but there's no way I'd host a site with such a Fascist organization. Please feel free to delete the account; I am now seriously considering canceling all of my Yahoo services even though I've been a subscriber since 1996 as a result of such moronic policies.

I've yet to get a response to that one. But odds are that within the next few days I'll be canceling all my Yahoo! services and deleting my entire account, which is really sad since I've had it since my freshman year of college. ~ JC

Unknown said...

I never did cancel all of my Yahoo services, but only because, at present, it's the only way I have of keeping up with SPHL news. If I find another forum for the SPHL that updates as often as the yahoo groups one, I'll drop Yahoo like a hot rock.